Yes, folks, here it is, the eleventh editiopn of The Eleven! To celebrate our storied history, here are:
ELEVEN FAVORITE ITEMS FROM THE FIRST ELEVEN LISTS (INCLUDING THIS ONE!!!)
(presented in original order)
- Eleven Reasons To Make A List Go To Eleven Instead Of Ten: Most lists go up to ten. That makes lists that go up to eleven one better.
- Eleven Jokes By Mitch Hedberg: I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long.
- Eleven Useless Facts: Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.
- Eleven Romantic Comedies: Groundhog Day.
- Eleven More Mitch Hedberg Jokes: An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Eleven Movies That Didn't Win Best Picture, But Should Have: Fargo.
- Eleven Podcasts I Listen To: Pardon The Interruption.
- Eleven Classical Works I Enjoy: The Planets by Gustav Holst.
- Eleven Random Wikipedia Factoids: Worshipful Company of Spectacle Makers.
- Eleven Homophones...You Figure Them Out!!!: What enchantress?=? (I'll even give you the answer...Which witch?)
- Eleven Favorite Items From The First Eleven Lists (Including This One): I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long.
Congratulations to Mitch Hedberg his victorious joke! Thanks for joining me, and here's to the next eleven lists!
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